SARDAR JOKES

Sardar Ki ABC

1. Banta class mein - Madam maine "abc" yaad karli..
Madam -ok, to sunao..
Banta - a b c d e f g h i j k l e m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.
Madam - Arre aise nahi �.aise suna A for apple
Banta - OK madam�.

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saare apple?
J for jaao nahi khaani hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayenge apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehte kyun ki yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaoge agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milenge itne achche apple
U for udhaar ki nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaa lo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple
Y for yun na chehra phero dekh ke apple
Z for zaraa sa aur khaalo apple

NOTE:SARDAR JOKES WERE CREATED BY SIKHS ITSELF FOR A TIMEPASS.

2. Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar angrily said, i know -

it means....

S - Sardaron ke

M - Mazak udane ki

S - Service

3. Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a

shit ?
"I
read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

4.Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks

the other

to check whether it is working.

He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

5.On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.

Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

6.Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.


7.Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.

Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I dont know who is Jayanthi.

8.Sardar : You cheated me.

Shopkeeper: How ?

Sardar : You said this is American made radio. But when I put it ON, it says All IndiaRadio.