Friday, July 20, 2012

WELCOME TO INDIA

1.A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....''


2.A Foreigner VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO Native country
WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM .
HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY 
THE Foreigner SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY 
WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY 
AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES. 
THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED …. 
HOW DID U FIND INDIANS …….?? 
INDIANS?? 
WHO INDIANS?? 
I DIDN'T FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN 
THERE IN INDIA……. 
WHAT NONSENSE?? 
WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN……?? 
THE AMERICAN SAID …….. 
IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI– 
IN PUNJAB A PUNJABI—– 
IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL, TAMILNADU, KERALA 
BIHARI, MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI, TAMILIAN, MALAYALI……… 
THEN I MET 
A MUSLIM, 
A HINDU, 
A CHRISTIAN, 
A JAIN, 
A BUDDHIST 
AND MANY MANY MANY MORE 
BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET 
…………………………………………………………... 
THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS…………….. 
THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD 
BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME 
REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ... 
FIGHT BACK 

ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN

3.A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner
next morning he came out of toilet and said, now i understand why Indians use water.
Tissues can catch fire.

4.Once a foriegner who came to india was very interested in the food when he saw the jaleebi he asked the shopkeeper what is this the shopkeeper answered round round like rope it is a sweet then the foreigner asked what is dahi the shopkeeper replied milk sleeping in the night getting up in the morning and becoming tight.

5.A Foreigner Comes To India. He Likes It And Decides To Spend The Rest Of His Life In India. 
One Day He Thougth That He Should Learn Hindi, So He Went To A Hindi Teacher 
Teacher: Repeat After Me 
Foreigner: Ok 
Teacher: Maine Kiya 
Foreigner: Maaaaaaaaaaame Kiyo 
Teacher: Manoranjan Ke Liye 
Foreigner: Maaanoraanjan Kee Liyee 
Teacher: Jaldi Chalo 
Foreigner: Jaaldi Chaaloo 
Then The Foreigner Comes Back To His House In The Way And There Was A Murder Of A Person And The Police Arrived. 
Police: Kisne Kiya 
Foreigner: Mane Kiya, Mane Kiya!! 
Police: Kyuonn Kiya? 
Foreigner: Manoranjan Ke Liye 
Police: Police Station Chalo 
Foreigner: Jaldi Chalo

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