1.A Japani came to INDIA...!
He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....''
2.A Foreigner VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO Native country
WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM .
HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY
THE Foreigner SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY
WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY
AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.
THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED ….
HOW DID U FIND INDIANS …….??
INDIANS??
WHO INDIANS??
I DIDN'T FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN
THERE IN INDIA…….
WHAT NONSENSE??
WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN……??
THE AMERICAN SAID ……..
IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI–
IN PUNJAB A PUNJABI—–
IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL, TAMILNADU, KERALA
BIHARI, MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI, TAMILIAN, MALAYALI………
THEN I MET
A MUSLIM,
A HINDU,
A CHRISTIAN,
A JAIN,
A BUDDHIST
AND MANY MANY MANY MORE
BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET
…………………………………………………………...
THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS……………..
THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD
BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME
REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...
FIGHT BACK
ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN
Teacher: Repeat After Me
Foreigner: Ok
Teacher: Maine Kiya
Foreigner: Maaaaaaaaaaame Kiyo
Teacher: Manoranjan Ke Liye
Foreigner: Maaanoraanjan Kee Liyee
Teacher: Jaldi Chalo
Foreigner: Jaaldi Chaaloo
Then The Foreigner Comes Back To His House In The Way And There Was A Murder Of A Person And The Police Arrived.
Police: Kisne Kiya
Foreigner: Mane Kiya, Mane Kiya!!
Police: Kyuonn Kiya?
Foreigner: Manoranjan Ke Liye
Police: Police Station Chalo
Foreigner: Jaldi Chalo
He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda overtakes ...
Japani: HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota overtakes
Japani: TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast ....
Reached Airport & asked How Much?
Driver: RS. 8000 ....
Japani: Why so expensive??
Driver: METER made in INDIA ........''VERY FAST.....''
2.A Foreigner VISITED INDIA AND WENT BACK TO Native country
WHERE HE MET HIS INDIAN FRIEND WHO ASKED HIM .
HOW DID U FIND MY COUNTRY
THE Foreigner SAID IT IS A GREAT COUNTRY
WITH SOLID ANCIENT HISTORY
AND IMMENSELY RICH WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.
THE INDIAN FRIEND THEN ASKED ….
HOW DID U FIND INDIANS …….??
INDIANS??
WHO INDIANS??
I DIDN'T FIND OR MET A SINGLE INDIAN
THERE IN INDIA…….
WHAT NONSENSE??
WHO ELSE COULD U MET IN INDIA THEN……??
THE AMERICAN SAID ……..
IN KASHMIR I MET A KASHMIRI–
IN PUNJAB A PUNJABI—–
IN BIHAR,MAHARASTRA, RAJASTHAN, BENGAL, TAMILNADU, KERALA
BIHARI, MARATHI, MARWADI, BENGALI, TAMILIAN, MALAYALI………
THEN I MET
A MUSLIM,
A HINDU,
A CHRISTIAN,
A JAIN,
A BUDDHIST
AND MANY MANY MANY MORE
BUT NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET
…………………………………………………………...
THINK HOW SERIOUS THIS JOKE IS……………..
THE DAY WOULD NOT BE FAR OFF WHEN INDEED WE WOULD
BECOME A COLLECTION OF NATION STATES AS SOME
REGIONAL ANTI-NATIONAL POLITICIANS WANT ...
FIGHT BACK
ALWAYS SAY I AM INDIAN
3.A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner
next morning he came out of toilet and said, now i understand why Indians use water.
Tissues can catch fire.
Tissues can catch fire.
4.Once a foriegner who came to india was very interested in the food when he saw the jaleebi he asked the shopkeeper what is this the shopkeeper answered round round like rope it is a sweet then the foreigner asked what is dahi the shopkeeper replied milk sleeping in the night getting up in the morning and becoming tight.
5.A Foreigner Comes To India. He Likes It And Decides To Spend The Rest Of His Life In India.
One Day He Thougth That He Should Learn Hindi, So He Went To A Hindi Teacher Teacher: Repeat After Me
Foreigner: Ok
Teacher: Maine Kiya
Foreigner: Maaaaaaaaaaame Kiyo
Teacher: Manoranjan Ke Liye
Foreigner: Maaanoraanjan Kee Liyee
Teacher: Jaldi Chalo
Foreigner: Jaaldi Chaaloo
Then The Foreigner Comes Back To His House In The Way And There Was A Murder Of A Person And The Police Arrived.
Police: Kisne Kiya
Foreigner: Mane Kiya, Mane Kiya!!
Police: Kyuonn Kiya?
Foreigner: Manoranjan Ke Liye
Police: Police Station Chalo
Foreigner: Jaldi Chalo
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