Same person
Sardar looked himself in a mirror and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai... Haan! Yaad aaya, yeh to wahi kameena hai jo mere shaadi ke album mein mere biwi ke saath hai"
yes/no
Sardar reported for his university final examination, which consists ofYes/No type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.
Sardar replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good."
Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on.
Sardar replies, "I'm rechecking my answers and I don't think I did very good."
Mirror
Boss: Ek achcha mirror leke ao, jisme mujhe mera chehra dikhayi de.
Sardar: Boss, mein sab dukaan gaya, par sab mein mere hi chehra dikha... Apka chehra dikhanewala kahin nahi mila
Sardar: Boss, mein sab dukaan gaya, par sab mein mere hi chehra dikha... Apka chehra dikhanewala kahin nahi mila
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